My hate affair with TOMS “shoes” is well documented. I mean, they just forced me to use my most despised so-called literary device of using quotes to imply so-called {see what I did there?} because clearly these fucking things are not shoes.
That being said, they’ve done a collaboration with my beloved The Row and it’s making me feel real like Newt Gingrich must have felt when Candace came out of the closet {what up ’90s political reference}. Whose side do I take?