The results are in

Old vs. New

New wins. Congrats rookie. Sorry Kerry.

Life ruiner

Been thinking about that term a lot today. Does everyone have a Regina George in their life?

What a girl wants…

Don’t knock the title… or do. Whatever. I had a shitty day. Anyway, here is my dreamlist right now. None of it is completely out of reach (I make it a point to not pine over or covet things I have no hope of possessing, like a Lexus IS F or Adrien Brody). So, here we go.

Couch from West Elm. I dig the color and design. I also have nowhere for more than one person to sit comfortably in my apartment so I guess beggars can’t really be choosers on this one.

Bed from IKEA. No headboard and storage underneath? Yes please.

J.Crew Credit Card. Cashmere, denim, cotton, wool… whatever. Gimme 10 of all of it.

Shopping trip to Whole Foods. Indian corn chowder, pomegranate sorbet, spinach & feta pizza, that tuna salad with the cranberries in it. Shit makes Greenwise look like Food Lion.

Boston Terrier puppy. I think somewhere around 60% of my friends have one. I’ll be a follower on this one. I don’t care.

Married to the MOB Dunks. Limited. Most official. Gold lace locks? Shut up.

A bottle of pear Grey Goose. The really big bottle in particular. I lurk it at Total Wine on a regular basis.

Kiehl’s Lavender Foaming-Relaxing Bath with Sea Salts. I celebrate everything they produce.

Oh my star(s)!

My friend Jacob recently returned from a month in the Philippines with promises of gifts. While I would have been perfectly happy if he had given me a shot glass with a picture depicting that one really hot guy from the Jabbawockeez doing flares, I was floored when he gave me THIS:

Not the best picture but still. It’s hard to capture greatness. Needless to say I spent the rest of my day loading it and reading the Wikipedia article on Pez (made in Austria, FYI).

Wishful thinking…

I wish my life looked like this:

Bee Dub

Tonight was a perfect example as to why dude’s a keeper…

Target or Balenciaga?

Target is usually pretty on point with their shoes but I still get surprised by a few pieces every season. I own some moderately priced footwear but no matter what I still get the most compliments on my grey boots I got there a few months back.

These are my current faves:

 Not crazy about clip toes but these are still nice:

Gladiator style for yet another season:

These are the ones I copped:

Dear Hoodrats,

These graphics that you have posted on your profile that say things like “your never gonna meet a realer bitch than me” make you sound even more stupid that you probably are. I’m all for the slanguage but this shit is getting ridiculous.

Lesson 1:

“Your” is a possessive. ex: “your acrylics make you look like a tranny”

“You’re” is a contraction of “you” and “are.” ex: “you’re the only person who thinks they don’t make you look like a tranny.”

Lesson 2:

“Realer” is not a word. “More real” is the comparative of “real.” Oh and “most real” is the superlative. Not “realest.”

Xoxo,
Alexa “The Grammar Rodeo Champion” Morton

PS-The sparkly pink graphics make it extra wack.